December 2009
85 posts
Me: Where's your... Favourite place?
--: Dayton, Nevada. Yours?
Me: St. Ives, Cornwall. And my house. If I could have my house in Cornwall I'd be pretty happy.
“If you’re always happy you haven’t lived. Or have you lived too...”
“It’s my tumblr, I’ll spam it with whatever crap I want.”
My body doused in ash, with two empty cans of gas, The only evidence they have, is a police sketch of my mask. And it’s hard at times to ask, if you could save my heart for last, And it’s hard to face the facts, when the darkness fades to black. And it’s not just make believe, when they make me take a seat, And they put amphetamines, in the air and make me breathe. So come on and...
So she said what’s the problem baby What’s the problem I don’t know Well maybe I’m in love (love) Think about it every time I think about it Can’t stop thinking ‘bout it How much longer will it take to cure this Just to cure it cause I can’t ignore it if it’s love (love) Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don’t know nothing...
They paved paradise and put up a parkin’ lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin’ hot spot Don’t it always seem to go That you don’t know what you got till it’s gone They paved paradise and put up a parkin’ lot They took all the trees, and put them in a tree museum And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them No, no, no, don’t it...
I just want to write down somewhere, anywhere, that meeting my Dad today was as close to perfect as I could’ve hoped for.
I find it ironic that as I closed contact with my Dad, my Mum’s drinking improved. Now I’m opening contact, and her drinking has steadily been getting worse since hospital is out.
Not wanting sympathy, just noting how funny life works sometimes.
Reblog from my Facebook.
Frath Person HI EMMA you’re a cool, awesome and nice person who has a great taste in music. You helped me discover AWESOME new bands this year :D and I thank you for it. So, I hope you have a good 2010!
“Dead people don’t know how lucky they are. I miss you.”
– This could be the reason why. (via maddieness) (via gatekeeper)
“Love is like energy - it cannot be created or destroyed, merely transferred.”
– My first attempt at writing a quote.
Not bad?
The first rule of life.
I need to remember this.
The first rule of life should be; Do something for someone else. Every day. It doesn’t even have to be a big thing. Pick up their pen for them if they drop it. Offer to carry their shopping to the car. Clean the whole house for them when they go out. Anything.
Because by doing something for someone else, not only are you making THEM feel good, you are making YOU...
I had a good Christmas.
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
leeshduchess:
nostalgicbliss:
immissingyou:
ohitsmariel:
One day, a professor asked his students ‘Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?’ All the students thought for a while. One answered ‘Because we lost our cool. That’s why we SHOUT.’ Asked the professor again, ‘But the person is just right next to you, why can’t we talk softly but have to SHOUT?’ Everyone gave their...
Customer (who smells and looks like a tramp): I like your shamrock.
Emma (who has no shamrock): What?
Customer: I like your shamrock.
Emma: Thanks...
Customer: Are you Irish then?
Emma: No...
Customer leaves.
Amy: (laughing) You just got hit on.
Emma: I want to run away now please.
Amy: (laughs)
Soooo.
I had to walk home in two inches of snow and my flimsy work shoes since the bus got cancelled and so did my lift. It took two hours. I’m going to put it right up there with the worst experiences of my life. I like snow but sometimes it’s no fun :(.
I felt really guilty about my dad and his girlfriend so I went out and bought him two jumpers and a book for Christmas and his birthday, then I got his girlfriend and her kids some milk tray. I ended up spending about £35. Then I got him two cards, one birthday and one Christmas.
Damn my conscience.
There was a guy who started at work last week, just Christmas temping. He left today but over the week I really got to know him and found I really like him. I want to know him more and become his friend and him to call me Em.
We flirted quite a lot but I felt much more genuine than I do when I just do regular flirt with guys. When I smiled and laughed with him he got a Real Emma Smile (the one...
Katie. (On the subject of our sister.) (Katie's...
Emma says: i dont want to go either but you know what shes like
Katie says: yeah y cant u kill her and hide the body?
Emma says: hmm
how would i kill her?
Katie says: with a knife
Emma says: thats not very cool
Katie says: or stab her with a fork
Emma says: how about a machine gun? or stab her with an icicle?
Katie says: yeah but where ya gonna gat those things?
Emma says: hmm
Katie says: *get
Emma says: you make a good point young warrior
Katie says: yeah i always do
Emma says: and where would i hide the body?
Katie says: in the attic with the mice
Emma says: the mice?!
Katie says: yeah
Emma says: theres mice in the attic?
Katie says: i tink so
Emma says: what if they eat the body though
*it would smell really bad
Katie says: oh well put some perfume in it
Emma says: will you cover for me if the police come after me?
Katie says: mabye depends
Emma says: on what?
Katie says: how much money u give me!!
Emma says: ahh
*how much do you want?
Katie says: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
Emma says: ok i think i can manage that
Katie says: cool
*then yes i will
This makes me sad. →
Apparently my Dad's girlfriend and her kids have...
This makes me feel weird because I’ve never met them.
MSNing the twins. They're 10. Farmtown and Happy...
Emma: nah i stopped going on farmtown ages ago
Katie Rocks: ed is slow at writing cause he is stinky!! tehe lol
Emma: lol katie meagn
*megan
Edd: shut up kate
Emma: be nice now
Katie Rocks: why should i
you cant spell my middle name
emma louise
Edd: cause otherwise ill nab your tea!
Emma: hey you can phone mum if you want you know you two
Katie Rocks: yeah we no abbey got me a prezzie behind the wellies!!
Edd: hey em guess wat
Emma: what?
Edd: im a higher level than you on farmtown
Emma: lol
Edd: hehehehehe
Emma: good for you
Edd: im level 11
and i got a small harvester
Katie Rocks: emma emma emma emma emma emma answer me girl
Katie Rocks: EMMA
Emma: WHAT?
Katie Rocks: man i'm gorgeous lollllllllllllll
Edd: em go on farmtowm plz plz plz plz plz plz
Emma: ha yeah Kate we know
Katie Rocks: yeah i know its a bit obvious isnt it? do you go on happy aquarium em?
Edd: plzzzzzzzzzzz em
Emma: you two are crazy beans
IT'S SNOWING. IT'S ENGLAND AND IT'S DECEMBER AND...
I can’t remember the last time this happened. When we saw it we all ran outside along with half the street and just stood and ran in it and went crazy, trying to catch it in our mouths and just generally being happy.
Snow turns me into a five-year-old. I absolutely adore snow.
Photos.
The next photos are ones I have accumulated over the past few days. The guy in the blue hoodie (Minos) has been with us for three months on a trip to England to inprove his English and tomorrow he leaves for his home, Germany. It’s his leaving party tomorrow so everyone’s dressing up and I’m making a cake but we’ll all really miss him. So these photos were of the last...
LOTS OF POSTS TOMORROW. I can't right now because...
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
My Grandad is staying with us this week and taking us to school and stuff.
Now, I love my Grandad to bits, I’d do anything for him, but today he learnt what happens when you wake a sleeping Emma half an hour before she needs to be up.
I don’t think he’ll try it again…
:)
“Kick back a little just to watch and see
Getting sicker by the minute with...”
– Red Hot Chili Peppers - Quixoticelixir
So today is my first back at school, after I had a couple of days off ‘cause I got so stressed about my mum going into hospital. Like, crying and insomniac stressed.
And I’m sat on the wall outside the form room with all my friends, waiting for the teacher to come and let us in, and she says to me, “You’re not wearing very many clothes for someone who has been ill.”...
Texting last night.
Motherhugger: So I just got my phone back.
Me: Where did it go?
M.H: My parents.
Me: Why?
M.H.: They suck.
Me: Oh. Ok.
I've noticed he never asks me any questions about myself. I'd get rid of him right now if I knew how.
So last night I listened to Kanye’s ‘Paranoid’ for the first time in monthssss.
It made me really nostalgic for the summer, when it was hot and I could walk around in next to nothing and still be warm, when it was still light when I went to bed, when I could sunbathe in the garden till about 6 ‘o’ clock, and then sit out till 11, when we had barbecues every other...
Will: I gave into my advent calendar and ate all the chocolates from today up till the 24th. Does that make me fat?
Emma: I did that weeks ago.
Will: That settles it.